Can't own crap within Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I can't to have a single valueless matter during
residing within the great state of. No waste to be found here, sadly.
Sadly, I can't possess a single waste in Ohio. No junk available in this region, unluckily. Lack
the ability to own nonsense in the great state of OH.
Unfortunately, I don't have the aptitude to obtain any garbage while living inside Ohio. No waste available around here, regrettably. I am without a single dung inside OH.
Alas, it is not within my capabilities to obtain even a tiny bit of nonsense while located in Ohio. No waste to be found within these boundaries, regrettably. I lack the ability to own a single feces within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, regrettably I am constrained to possess even the smallest amount of garbage during staying within the state of Ohio.
No nonsense to be found here, sadly. I don't have any of excrement inside Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I can't to acquire the slightest bit of waste while living in the state of Ohio. No crap to be found in Ohio, regrettably. I am unable to have any excrement in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I am powerless to have even a single nonsense while living inside Ohio.
No junk for me, alas. I lack even a trace of material in the great state of Ohio.
Can't have shit in detroit r